We Are All Of Us Stars, And

Isn't There Any Other Part Of The Matzo You Can Eat?

I Hear You're Looking For A Sexy Blonde To Play With The Marx Brothers. Would You Like To See Me. I'm Blonde And I'm Sexy.

A Woman Can Bring A New Love To Each Man She Loves, Providing There Are Not Too Many.

This Industry Should Behave Like A Mother Whose Child Has Just Run Out In Front Of A Car. But Instead Of Clasping The Child To Them, They Start Punishing The Child. Like You Don't Dare Get A Cold. How Dare You Get A Cold! I Mean, The Executives Can Get Colds And Stay Home Forever And Phone It In, But How Dare You, The Actor, Get A Cold Or A Virus. You Know, No One Feels Worse Than The One Who's Sick. I Sometimes Wish, Gee, I Wish They Had To Act A Comedy With A Temperature And A Virus Infection.

I've Often Stood Silent At A Party For Hours Listening To My Movie Idols Turn Into Dull And Little People.