We All Think We're Going To Get

Many People Are Laughing When They See Me, But I'm Playing Mrs.baskets All Pristine. I'm Playing It Not-louie. I'm Not Being Louie. I'm Just Being The Character That I Think It Should Be. I Had To Make A Decision As To Whether I Was Going To Change My Voice Or Not, But We Decided For Me Not To Change My Voice, And I Think That Was The Best Thing Ever, Because I Think It Would've Made A Big Difference In The Character. I Don't Think It Would've Been As Good.

I Live In California, The Worst Place In The World For Fat People. There Are Three Of Us. They Have Us On Eight-hour Shifts, So It Works Out.

I Have A Cousin Ernie Who Buys Stuff. He's Got A Big Snowblower That's Actually The Biggest Snowblower You Can Buy, With A Remote Control, So He Doesn't Even Have To Go Outside. He's Got The Microwave And A Satellite Dish, It's All In One. He Cooks And Watches At The Same Time.

I Think Splash Made People Realize That I Was Still Alive, And I Think I Inspired A Lot Of People. I Have People Coming Up To Me All The Time In The Airport Saying, "hey, You Inspired Me To Learn How To Swim!" "you Inspired Me To Start Moving Around More." "you Inspired Me To Start Doing More For Myself." So That Was Good. But Mostly I Took It Because Nobody Had Given Me A Job. And You Know What Really Matters In Life, Right?

You Have To Not Worry Or Doubt Or Punish Yourself. All The Worry, Doubt And Punishment Will Not Add One Second To Your Life, You Know?