We All Scribble Poetry.

There Is Nothing Worse For Mortals Than A Wandering Life.

A Woman Is A Lot Like A Refrigerator. Six Feet Tall, 300 Pounds...it Makes Ice.

Tell Me, O Muse, Of Travellers Far And Wide

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

Why, You Could Wake Up Dead Tomorrow