We All Romanticize The People We Adore.

We Don't Suffer From A Shortage Of Metaphors . . . But You Have To Be Careful Which Metaphor You Choose, Because It Matters.

In General, Watching Children's Television Is A Dark And Surreal Descent Into Madness Where The Characters On The Screen Talk Directly To You.

Tiny Cooper Is Not The World's Gayest Person, And He Is Not The World's Largest Person, But I Believe He May Be The World's Largest Person Who Is Really, Really Gay, And Also The World's Gayest Person Who Is Really, Really Large.

I Don't Think Your Missing Pieces Ever Fit Inside You Again Once They Go Missing.

He Loved The Scratching Of Pencil Against Paper When He Was Focused: It Meant Something Was Happening.