We All Need To Be Mocked From

If I Wanted To Honor You, I´d Let You Retire. I Am Planing To Make You Run The Kingdom And Fight The Wars While I Eat And Drink

Different Roads Sometimes Lead To The Same Castle.

Man Wants To Be The King O' The Rabbits, He Best Wear A Pair O' Floppy Ears.

I Am Not Going To Get Into It Myself, Except To Say (1) If I Am Writing "boy Fiction," Who Are All Those Boys With Breasts Who Keep Turning Up By The Hundreds At My Signings And Readings? And (2) Thank You, Geek Girls! I Love You All.

Give Me Honorable Enemies Rather Than Ambitious Ones, And I'll Sleep More Easily By Night.