We All Know You Can Get Aids

My Generation Was Secretive, Brooding, Ambitious, Show-offy, And This Generation Is Congenial. Totally. I Imagine Them Walking Around With Gps Chips That Notify Them When A Friend Is In The Vicinity, And Their Gpses Guide Them To Each Other In Clipped Electronic Lady Voices And They Sit Down Side By Side In A Coffee Shop And Text-message Each Other While Checking Their E-mail And Hopping And Skipping Around Facebook To See Who Has Posted Pictures Of Their Weekend.

The Majority Of People Who Keel Over Dead At Concerts Are Killed By A Long Trumpet Passage.

When You Come To Expect Humor Of People, You Will Never Get It.

No Innocent Man Buys A Gun, And No Happy Man Writes His Memoirs.

I Felt Bad For That World That We Have Given A Generation Of Kids.