We All Know That Prime Ministers Are

Sophie Chattel-monkheim Was A Socialist By Conviction And A Chattel-monkheim By Marriage.

Whenever A Massacre Of Armenians Is Reported From Asia Minor, Every One Assumes That It Has Been Carried Out "under Orders" From Somewhere Or Another; No One Seems To Think That There Are People Who Might Like To Kill Their Neighbours Now And Then.

I Hate Posterity - It's So Fond Of Having The Last Word.

It Occurred To Me That I Would Like To Be A Poet. The Chief Qualification, I Understand Is That You Must Be Born. Well, I Hunted Up My Birth Certificate, And Found That I Was All Right On That Score.

In Baiting A Mousetrap With Cheese, Always Leave Room For The Mouse.