We All Know People For That Length

What Makes Me Mad Is Arrogance, Pretension, Putting On Airs.

I Just Spend My Money On The Essentials. Just Basically Food And Shelter.

There's Two Things I Gotta Do. One Is, I Gotta Update My Resume. And Then, I Have To Call My Mother.

Sometimes When I'm Swimming, I Think That Maybe Someday I'll Put My Red Speedo Up For Auction. Or Maybe I'll Donate It To The Smithsonian. They Can Stuff It With Two Plums And A Gherkin And Put It On Display.

You're Raising A Kid And You Give It Food And Shelter And, Most Importantly, You Give It The Feeling That It's Special. I Think People React To Celebrities Like That - I Mean, They Treat Celebrities Like Children.