We All Have Some Taste Or Other,

I Never Knew An Enemy To Puns Who Was Not An Ill-natured Man.

A Persian's Heaven Is Eas'ly Made: 't Is But Black Eyes And Lemonade.

Nothing To Me Is More Distasteful Than That Entire Complacency And Satisfaction Which Beam In The Countenances Of A New Married Couple; In That Of The Lady Particularly; It Tells You That Her Lot Is Disposed Of In This World; That You Can Have No Hopes For Her.

The Greatest Pleasure I Know, Is To Do A Good Action By Stealth, And To Have It Found Out By Accident.

Since All The Maids Are Good And Lovable, From Whence Come The Bad Wives?