We All Get As Miserable As Erika

It Was Like Trying To Break Up With The Color Orange, Or Wednesday, Or Silent E. It Was The Most Passionate And Tumultuous Relationship I'd Ever Known.

But Mtv Relishes Its Vestigial Role As A Star Maker, So Every Year It Puts All Its Clout Into Making The Vmas The Biggest, Splashiest, Loudest Show-biz Extravaganza Of The Year, Honoring All This Music For Existing, After A Year Of Paying Barely Any Attention To It.

When You Stick A Song On A Tape, You Set It Free.

But The Answer Is Simple. Love Is A Mix Tape.

Every Mix Tape Tells A Story. Put Them Together, And They Add Up To The Story Of Life.