Watching Two Women Kiss Is Like Watching

Justice Is What You Get When You Run Out Of Money.

Confidence: The Feeling That Makes One Believe A Man, Even When One Knows That One Would Lie In His Place

Unsuccessful Candidates For The Presidency Should Be Quietly Hanged As A Matter Of Public Sanitation And Decorum.

If There Had Been Any Formidable Body Of Cannibals In The Country, Harry Truman Would Have Promised To Provide Them With Free Missionaries Fattened At The Taxpayer's Expense.

The Worst Government Is The Most Moral.