Was Parenting Ever Going To Get Easier?

Oh, Daisy, It's Revolting The Way I Want To Fawn All Over Him. I'm Afraid I'm Going To Do Something Dreadfully Silly Today. Burst Into Song Or Something. For God's Sake, Don't Let Me.

You’re Far Too Prickly Tempered To Be A Mistress. You’re Far Better Suited As A Wife.

Sometimes A Woman Needs A Man For Company, No Matter How Useless He Is.

I’ve Never Heard That The Sexual Act Requires Any Particular Intelligence. From What I’ve Observed, Many Stupid People Are Easily Able To Produce Children.

I Grasp Reality, But Sometimes I Like To Choke It Into Submission.