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Now That We Know You're Not A Hundred Percent Vampire You Should Stop Trying To Suck Necks," I Said To Ziggy. "i'll Try," Ziggy Said, "but It's A Hard Habit To Break.

Are You Telling Me Your Brain And Your Lady Parts Decided On A Love Fest Bake-off Winner?

Either Get Out Of Bed Or Else Take Your Clothes Off," He Said. "i'm Not In The Mood To Compromise.

At The Other End Of The Room, Grandma Had The Lid Up On Larry Lipinski. She Was Standing One Foot On A Folding Chair, One Foot On The Edge Of The Casket, And She Was Taking Pictures With A Disposable Camera.

If I Let Her In I'm Doomed. It's Like Inviting A Vampire Into Your House. Once You've Invite Them In, That's It, You're Good As Dead!