War Will Exist As Long As There's

In Western Australia They Don't Even Know How To Make That Vital Piece Of Sailboating Equipment, The Gin And Tonic.

Tabasco Sauce Is To Bachelor Cooking What Forgiveness Is To Sin.

As I Get Older, All Sorts Of Things Become Less Funny. Once One Has Children, Any Cruelty Involving Children Becomes Far Less Amusing Than When One Was At The Mercy Of One's Friends' And Relatives' Children.

Everybody Wants To Save The Earth; Nobody Wants To Help Mom Do The Dishes.

Always Read Something That Will Make You Look Good If You Die In The Middle Of It.