War Makes Early Risers Of Us All.

Leave Three Englishmen In A Room And They Will Invent A Rule That Prevents A Fourth Joining Them.

The Movies Are Funny, In One Way, Because You Think Of Everyone Being As Beautiful As The Dawn, But That Isn't True.

Lawyers Are Always Confident Before The Verdict. It's Only After That They Share Their Doubts.

One Of The Great Injustices In Fiction Is That On The Whole People With Romantic Yearnings Have Romantic Faces. But In Real Life It's Not Always Like That.

Most Of The Soap Operas Always Use The Christmas Special To Kill Huge Quantities Of Their Characters. So They Have Trams Coming Off Their Rails, Or Cars Slamming Into Each Other Or Burning Buildings. It's A General Clean-out.