War Is War And Hell Is Hell,

I've Been Nominated Twice Before As Actor In A Leading Part. Now I'm Nominated As Actor In A Supporting Part. If I Don't Win, I'll Just Wait Until I'm Nominated For Being In The Theater During The Show. Do They Have One Like That?

Nothing Important Was Ever Accomplished Without Chutzpah. Columbus Had Chutzpah. The Signers Of The Declaration Of Independence Had Chutzpah. Don't Ever Aim Doubt At Yourself. Laugh At Yourself, But Don't Doubt Yourself.

Really Top-notch Directors, I've Often Worked With Them Just To See How They Work.

Musicals Are Hard For Me Because I Got Thrown Out Of The Glee Club In High School, Because I Couldn't Sing In Tune At The Time. I Can Sing In Tune Now, But I Have To Work Really Hard On It To Make Sure That I Don't Exercise One Of My Great Talents, Which Is The Ability To Sing In Three Keys At The Same Time.

If I Can't Get The Girl, At Least Give Me More Money.