Waiting On The World To Change.

I Don't Jerk Off Because I'm Horny. I'm Sort Of Half-chick. It's Like District 9. I Can Fire Alien Weapons. I Can Insert A Tampon. No, I Do It Because I Want To Take A Brain Bath. It's Like A Hot Whirlpool For My Brain, In A Brain Space That Is 100 Percent Agreeable With Itself.

I Went To My Library, Right? And I Started To Research The Bill Of Rights And I Did Not Technically Find Anything That Said All Americans Shall Eat Shrimp With Whoever They Like. But, I Found Some Things That Are Close Enough To Infer That I Am Within My Legal Rights To Enjoy Seafood With Whomever I Choose.

Sometimes I Get So Bold And I'm So Confident About What I'm Doing That I Actually Try To Be More Of A Dork Because It's A Really Liberating Feeling To Experience What It's Like To Not Care.

Maybe Someday You Can Accuse Somebody Of Being A Poseur By Selling Out And Playing Blues Music, But That's Just Not Going To Happen In My Lifetime.

I'm Not Really Good At Keeping My Own Secrets. I Can Keep Other People's Secrets Pretty Well. Unless They're Really Good And People Deserve To Hear Them. And I'll Disseminate The Information Accordingly.