Waiting Is One Of Life’s Hardships.

It Is Useless For Me To Describe To You How Terrible Violet, Klaus, And Even Sunny Felt In The Time That Followed. If You Have Ever Lost Someone Very Important To You, Then You Already Know How It Feels, And If You Haven't, You Cannot Possibly Imagine It.

Love Is Candy From A Stranger, But It's Candy You've Had Before And It Probably Won't Kill You.

Love Can Smack You Like A Seagull, And Pour All Over Your Feet Like Junk Mail.

Get Out Of My Way, You Cakesniffers!” Said A Rude, Violent, And Filthy Little Girl, Shoving The Baudelaire Orphans Aside As She Dashed By.

Hello, Freaky Peoples!