Virtue Sometimes Pretends. Vice Is Always Sincere.

A Successful Restaurant Makes Everything In It, Including The Patrons, Seem A Little Better Than They Are.

Why Is It Forbidden In New York To Acknowledge The Charm And Beauty Of Los Angeles?

New York Is Full Of Abandoned Churches. A Godless City, But Full Of Superstitions On Every Subject--art, Money, Sex, Food, Health.

As A Child I Was Middle-aged And Cautious Compared To My Impulsive Father.

Lying Just For The Fun Of It Is Either Art Or Pathology.