Virtue Sometimes Pretends. Vice Is Always Sincere.

My Struggles With Myself Seldom Reach Aerobic Level.

Don't Tell Me It's Raining When You're Peeing On Me!

The Privacy Of Reading Frees Us To Entertain The Alien.

Early Every Morning An Old Woman Goes To The Market To Curse A Grocery Clerk, Who Curses Back.

Experience Teaches Us, But We Scarcely Know What.