Virtue And Happiness Are Mother And Daughter.

An Undutiful Daughter Will Prove An Unmanageable Wife.

Only A Virtuous People Are Capable Of Freedom. As Nations Become Corrupt And Vicious, They Have More Need Of Masters.

Keep Your Eyes Wide Open Before Marriage, Half Shut Afterwards.

Nothing's So Apt To Undermine Your Confidence In A Product As Knowing That The Commercial Selling It Has Been Approved By The Company That Makes It.

I Am The Laziest Man In The World. I Invented All Those Things To Save Myself From Toil.