Vice Is Nice, But A Little Virtue

To Take My Work Seriously Would Be The Height Of Folly.

Interviewer: What Is Your Greatest Regret? Gorey: That I Don't Have One

My Favorite Journey Is Looking Out The Window.

If Something Doesn't Creep Into A Drawing That You're Not Prepared For, You Might As Well Not Have Drawn It.

I Realize That Homosexuality Is A Serious Problem For Anyone Who Is - But Then, Of Course, Heterosexuality Is A Serious Problem For Anyone Who Is, Too. And Being A Man Is A Serious Problem And Being A Woman Is, Too. Lots Of Things Are Problems.