Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or

Birds Fly Over The Rainbow. Why Then, Oh, Why Can't I?

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

I've Always Taken 'the Wizard Of Oz' Very Seriously, You Know. I Believe In The Idea Of The Rainbow. And I've Spent My Entire Life Trying To Get Over It.

He Gave Me A Look At Myself I've Never Had Before. He Saw Something In Me Nobody Else Ever Did. He Made Me See It Too. He Made Me Believe It.

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.