Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

As For My Feelings Toward "over The Rainbow", It's Become Part Of My Life. It Is So Symbolic Of All Dreams And Wishes That I'm Sure That's Why People Sometimes Get Tears In Their Eyes When They Hear It.

Always Be A First-rate Version Of Yourself, Instead Of A Second-rate Version Of Somebody Else.

When I Die I Have Visions Of Fags Singing 'over The Rainbow' And The Flag At Fire Island Being Flown At Half Mast.

I've Never Looked Through A Keyhole Without Finding Someone Was Looking Back.