Vegans Are Murderers, Just Like Everyone Else.

I Would Only Date A 15 Year Old High School Girl.

I Go To The Theater, All The Time. I'm Not One Of These Secret Movie, Watch A 35mm Print In My Living The Weekend It Comes Out Guys. I'm Not Jon Bon Jovi. I Go To The Arclight, Like A Regular Asshole.

When It Came To, Like, Appropriate Behavior Towards One Another, It Was - I Was Well-versed.

I Knew I Just Loved Comedy, And I Think It Was My Parents Who Initially Brought Up The Notion Of Me Trying To Do Stand-up. I Think I Actually Tried Writing Jokes Just At Home, Just Kind Of Sitting Around. But It Seemed Like A Very Real Way To Step Into The World Of Comedy.

I Mean, I Love Comic-con.