Vanity Is Great Motivation, To Be Fair.

The Law Says You Cannot Touch, But I See A Lot Of Lawbreakers Up In This House.

Life Is Not A Popularity Contest. Take The Hill, But First Answer The Question: What Is My Hill?.

When You Have Good Friends You've Been Around, Every Time They Talk, You Don't Give Them Your Full Attention. You Don't Look Them In The Eye And Stop. Half The Time, You're Listening, Half The Time, You Are Ignoring Them.

I Like The 'alive' Part. Now I've Made It. Wait Until You See The Roles I Could Take After This. You're Going To See My Gut Hanging Over, Plus 22lbs. It'll Be A Whole New Kind Of Sexy!

It's Nice When They Notice The Deep Voice From Across The House, And They Know It's Papa. They Know It's Dad.