Van Halen Can Keep Providing The Rain

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.

The Only People Who Put Iced Tea In Jack Daniel's Bottles Is The Clash Baby!

Music Is Like Girlfriends To Me; I'm Continually Astonished By The Choices Other People Make.

The Breakfast Of Champions Isn't Cereal, It's The Competition!