'vacation' Means Titillating My Taste Buds.

Whoever Writes A Bad Review, I Put Their Name On A List, And They're Going To Get Taken Care Of One Day Down The Road. Otherwise, I Don't Let It Bother Me. The Truth Is, These Are Review-proof Movies. The Audiences Are Going To See It. My Audience, Our Audience, Isn't Reading Esquire Magazine To See If My Movie Is Good Or Not. They Just Want To Laugh, To Be Entertained, And Lose Themselves.

I Ask My Assistants If They're Retarded All The Time. When The Camera Is On You, Of Course, Actors Have The Ability To Make It Real. For Me, If I'm Not Talking, It Is A Problem. I Have So Much More Respect For Actors After Being In Front Of The Camera, And I Realize That The Hardest Part Is When You're Not Talking. Listening Is Harder Than Just Acting. Listening Is The Hardest Part.

I Think Taking The Biggest Star In India And The Biggest Star In America, And Putting Them Together In A Movie That Starts In America And Ends Up In India, Or Starts In India And Goes To America. I Think It Would Be A Buddy Cop Formula.

Rehearsal? What’s That? Rehearsal’s For Fags. Rehearsal. Not Much.

I Love Movie Directors. I Don't Care Who It Is.