Usually, You Hire People That You Think

The Difference Between Sex And Death Is, Death You Can Do Alone And Nobody Laughs At You.

If You Take A Frown And Turn It Upside Down, The Person You Are Holding By The Ankles Will Soon Pass Out.

You Can't Control Life. It Doesn't Wind Up Perfectly. Only-only Art You Can Control. Art And Masturbation. Two Areas In Which I Am An Absolute Expert.

Do I Believe In God? I Did Until Mother's Accident. She Fell On Some Meat Loaf And It Penetrated Her Spleen.

If My Films Don't Show A Profit, I Know I'm Doing Something Right.