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People Are Often Frightened Of Parisians, But An American In Paris Will Find No Harsher Critic Than Another American.

Most People, Or At Least Most Of The People That I've Come Into Contact With, Would Like To Be Written About.

After A Few Months In My Parents' Basement, I Took An Apartment Near The State University, Where I Discovered Both Crystal Methamphetamine And Conceptual Art. Either One Of These Things Are Dangerous, But In Combination They Have The Potential To Destroy Entire Civilizations.

Everyone Looks Retarded Once You Set Your Mind To It.