Until I Went To Rehab, I Didn't

I Feel It Was Just A Few Years Ago I Was Running Around In Short Pants

So I Went In Front Of The Judge, And I Had My St. Jude Prayer Book In My Pocket And My St. Jude Medal. And I'm Standing There And That Judge Said I Was Found Guilty, So He Sentenced Me To What The Law Prescribed: One To 14 Years.

Sometimes I Sing Along In The Car, If Something Good Is Playing Like Marvin Gaye.

If You Had Told Me I'd Be Making 62 Tomorrow, I'd Say You Were Lying.

I Sing Around The House, In The Shower