Until Eve Arrived, This Was A Man's

How I Love To Get A Letter! I Can Think Of Nothing Better Than Perusing An Epistolary Item. But Deep Is My Despondence, For I've Found That Correspondence Means That If You Want To Get 'em, You Must Write 'em!

Until Eve Arrived, This Was A Man's World.

Retired Is Being Tired Twice, I've Thought, First Tired Of Working, Then Tired Of Not.

I Miss My Mattress When I Am Gone; It's One Thing I've Made An Impression On.

When It Comes To Eating, You Can Sometimes Help Yourself More By Helping Yourself Less.