Until Eve Arrived, This Was A Man's

"do You Want My Honest Opinion?" People Ask. I Say, "yes," For I'm Curious. So They Give Me Their Honest Opinion, And I - Well, I'm Always Furious.

How I Love To Get A Letter! I Can Think Of Nothing Better Than Perusing An Epistolary Item. But Deep Is My Despondence, For I've Found That Correspondence Means That If You Want To Get 'em, You Must Write 'em!

The Hand Is Quicker Than The Eye Is, But Somewhat Slower Than The Fly Is.

Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, And The World Is Full Of Thin Skinned People.

G Is For Green, That's Constructed To Roll In Every Direction Away From The Hole.