Unsuccessful Candidates For The Presidency Should Be

God Must Love The Rich Or He Wouldn't Divide So Much Among So Few Of Them.

A Bad Man Is The Sort Who Weeps Every Time He Speaks Of A Good Woman.

All The Great Villainies Of History, From The Murder Of Abel Onward, Have Been Perpetrated By Sober Men, Chiefly By Teetotalers.

Why Do Men Go To Zoos?

The State Is Not Force Alone. It Depends Upon The Credulity Of Man Quite As Much As Upon His Docility. Its Aim Is Not Merely To Make Him Obey, But Also To Make Him Want To Obey.