Unlike Religious People, I Look At All

I Don't Think A Comedian Should Even Be Concerned With Being Cool Or Sexy, As Soon As You Do, You Aren't A Comedian Any More. Looks Are Still The Most Important Thing For Women When It Comes To Meeting A Partner. And That's Fair Enough, But A Sense Of Humour Is Really Important Too. For Starters, It's A Great Indicator Of Whether You Are Going To Get On. If The First Time You Go On A Date You Don't Find Each Other Funny, There's A Fundamental Problem.

Whether You Understand They Evolved Over Billions Of Years Or Believe That A God Made Them All One Afternoon, Please Be Kind To Animals.

I Think The Social Faux Par Is Probably What Most People Fear... More People Fear Public Speaking Than Death And That's Because We Don't Want To Make A Fool Of Ourselves. It's Fundamental.

That's What Life Is, It's The Small Struggles. You Walk Down The Street For Half An Hour, You See Half An Hour Of Drama. You Don't Need Convoluted Plot Lines. You Don't Need Long-lost Brothers. You Don't Need It's Set On The Future; It's Set On The Moon.

Your God Is The Best God. In Fact, He's The Only God. All Other Gods Are Ridiculous, Made Up Rubbish. Not Yours Though. Yours Is Real.