Unlike Other Vices, Cruelty, Alas, Is Never

Money Gives Me More Energy Than All The Granola Bars In The World.

Work Saves Us From Melancholy. Pleasure Exposes Us To It.

Rhyme And Meter Force Gaps In Meaning So The Muse Can Enter.

I Answered My Father's Demands For Sympathy With Silence.

Children Enjoy Inflicting Pain Until Unhappiness Teaches Them Tenderness.