Unlike Other Vices, Cruelty, Alas, Is Never

Boast Quietly, With Decorum.

Pornography And Cooking Shows Have Created Two New Spectator Sports.

Amazing That The Human Race Has Taken Enough Time Out From Thinking About Food Or Sex To Create The Arts And Sciences.

Curiosity Engenders Both Science And Scandal.

To Win Hearts, Smile Kindly On People's Weaknesses.