Unless There Are Pictures, I Don't Admit

I'm Pretty Normal In Some Ways. In Some Ways I'm Completely Extraordinary, And In Other Ways I'm Completely Weird And Eccentric.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

I Cannot Exist As A Solo Artist.

I Might Lie A Lot But Never In My Lyrics.

If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.