Unfortunately, Most College Kids These Days Aren't

Of Course, Everybody's Family Is Dysfunctional - We've Accepted That. What Are We Supposed To Do? Hate Our Parents For The Rest Of Our Lives?

When You're Collaborating With Somebody Who's Got A Lot Of Stuff They Haven't Worked Out Yet, You're Working Out Their Vision As Well.

I Don't Think Somebody Can Just, Like, Wave A Magic Wand And Make You A Star.

On One Side You Have Book Burners, Congressional Wives And Pat Robertson. On The Other Side, You Have Vulgar Comedians, Foul-mouthed Rap Groups And Dennis Hopper—all Your Choices Should Be So Easy.

I Knew I Wanted To Be A Performer And Do Comedy At 5 Years Old. My Dad's Wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, Was Boiling Water And She Goes, "what Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?" I Said, "a Comedian." And She Laughed And Laughed Because She Thought That Was The Cutest, Funniest Thing.