Unconsciously I Had Discovered The Commentator's Secret

We'd All Like To Be Taken For What We'd Like To Be.

The Ultimate In Futility Is Owning Important Jewelry. Insurers Often Insist On The Wearing Of Paste Replicas Because Necks With Real Rocks Around 'em Risk Wringing.

If You Don't Know What To Do With Many Of The Papers Piled On Your Desk, Stick A Dozen Colleagues Initials On Them And Pass Them Along. When In Doubt, Route.

I Don't Think Anybody Can Be A Success Who Doesn't Like What They Do. [but It's] No Job If It Has No Challenge; There's Nothing To It If There Are No Problems. The Essential Thing Is Liking What You're Doing.

When The Joy Of The Job's Gone, When It's No Fun Trying Anymore, Quit Before You're Fired.