Uh Oh, This Guy Needs Coffee And

I Play The Ukulele. I Have A Great Group Of Friends, And We Do Things Like Have Battles Of The Bands - Me Sometimes On Ukulele, But Mostly On Drums.

Canada Is The Essence Of Not Being. Not English, Not American, It Is The Mathematic Of Not Being. And A Subtle Flavour - We're More Like Celery As A Flavour.

This Crazy Thing Called Love...

Europe Is Weird Songs That Would Never Make It In America.

Canada Is A Country Of Ingredients Without A Cuisine; We're A Country With Musicians Without An Indigenous Instrument; Toronto's A City That Doesn't Even Have A Dish Named After It.