Two Things Only The People Actually Desire:

There Is Never A Lawsuit But A Woman Is At The Bottom Of It.

Such Men As Fortune Raises From A Mean Estate To The Highest Elevation By Way Of A Joke.

The Smell Of Profit Is Clean And Sweet, Whatever The Source.

Examples Of Vicious Courses Practiced In A Domestic Circle Corrupt More Readily And More Deeply When We Behold Them In Persons In Authority.

Dare To Do Something Worth Of Exile And Prison If You Mean To Be Anybody. Virtue Is Praised And Left To Freeze. [lat., Aude Aliquid Brevibus Gyaris Et Carcere Dignum Si Vis Esse Aliquis. Probitas Laudatur Et Alget.]