Two Farewell Gifts," Sadie Muttered, "from Two

Christmas In The Underworld Was Not My Idea. If I'd Known What Was Coming, I Would've Called In Sick. I Could've Avoided An Army Of Demons, A Fight With A Titan, And A Trick That Almost Got My Friends And Me Cast Into Eternal Darkness. But No, I Had To Take My Stupid English Exam.

He Was The Class Clown, The Court Jester, Because He'd Learn Early That If You Cracked Jokes And Pretended You Weren't Scared, You Usually Didn't Get Beat Up. Even The Baddest Gangster Kids Would Tolerate You, Keep You Around For Laughs. Plus, Humor Was A Good Way To Hide The Pain

This Is Leo. I'm The... What's My Title? Am I Like, Admiral, Or Captain, Or..." "repair Boy." "very Funny, Piper.

The Main Courtyard Was Filled With Warriors - Mermen With Fish Tails From The Waist Down And Human Bodies From The Waist Up, Except Their Skin Was Blue, Which I'd Never Known Before.some Were Tending The Wounded. Some Were Sharpening Spears And Swords. One Passed Us, Swimming In A Hurry. His Eyes Were Bright Green, Like That Stuff They Put In Glo-sticks, And His Teeth Were Shark Teeth. They Don't Show You Stuff Like That In "the Little Mermaid.

Twelve Minutes. I Can Give You That.