Tweetin' Ain't Cheatin'.

Women Are Affected By Lunar Tides Only Once A Month; Men Have Raging Hormones Every Day.

I Think Hillary Clinton's A Very Clever Politician But She Would Be Too Easy To Stereotype The Way John Kerry Was.

Wooing The Press Is An Exercise Roughly Akin To Picnicking With A Tiger. You Might Enjoy The Meal, But The Tiger Always Eats Last.

We Are Riveted By The Soap Operas Of Public Lives. We Admire The Famous Most For What Makes Them Infamous: It Reassures Us That They Are Not Better And No Happier Than All The People With Their Noses Pressed Hard Against The Glass.

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.