'twas Not My Lips You Kissed But

I've Seen The Ticket, And I Still Can't Believe It. When I See The Money, I Hope I Don't Hit The Floor.

If You Have To Be In A Soap Opera Try Not To Get The Worst Role.

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.

I Can Live Without Money, But I Cannot Live Without Love.

Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or Wax Your Car With It!