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The French Are Always Reticent To Surrender To The Wishes Of Their Friends And Always More Than Willing To Surrender To The Wishes Of Their Enemies.

It Takes Zero Politically Correct People To Screw In A Lightbulb Because They Are Perpetually In The Dark.