Turns Out It Was Mostly A Lie.

Of All The Consumer Products, Chewing Gum Is Perhaps The Most Ridiculous: It Literally Has No Nourishment – You Just Chew It To Give Yourself Something To Do With Your Stupid Idiot Western Mouth. Half The World Is Starving, And The Other’s Going, ‘i Don’t Actually Need Any Nutrition, But It Would Be Good To Masticate, Just To Keep My Mind Off Things.

I Really, Really Love Children And I Think Probably Among Children Is When I Feel Mostly Berated. It's Not Like I Feel Like Oh, There's Some Children Here. I Have To Tone It Down. I Go Nuts With Children Especially When I Ain't Got None. So When I'm Round My Mates' Children, I Jest Them Kids Up First. I Swear At Them, I Get More Worked Up, I Say Crazy Stuff To Them, Fill Their Heads With Nonsense And Then I Leave Them.

Fear Travels Fast. Love Travels A Little More Slowly. Rationale Takes A Little More Consideration.

On Respect For The Queen: When I Lick A Stamp I Always Do It With My Eyes Closed.

Sometimes When We're Incensed By The Rancid Tide Of Injustice, The Impulse Is To Attack. We Must Avoid This. We Have Learned That Violence As A Means Is Always Unsuccessful.