Try To Always Stay Focused On The

I Think Obama Did Have A Pitch, And It Was He Was Gonna Take Care Of You, And He Was Gonna Fix Everything That Was Wrong. And He Personally Was Gonna Guarantee You That Things Are Gonna Be Okay. And He Personally Was Gonna Guarantee That The Country Be Loved Again. And He Personally Was Gonna Do All These Wonderful Things.

Take [the First Female] President Away From Hillary [clinton], What's Her Story? What Is Fascinating? What's Interesting About Hillary? Coughing Fits? The Lump In Her Throat That She Has To Cover With The Mao Jacket? What's Her Story?

The Media Is A Like Any Other Group Of People. Their Universe Is All That Matters.

Honestly, Folks, It's Always Reprogramming Men. It's Always Men Who Seem To Provide Or Be At The Root Of All Of These Cultural Problems. And If We Could Just Make Men Less Like Men And More Like, I Guess, Women, Then We Would Be Rid Of All Of These Problems.

If You're A Victim, You're Not Happy. You Can't Be Happy. It's Impossible To Be Happy. It's Even Difficult To Be Content.