Truth Is Beauty

Kuh-laire, Is Cam A Fattening Girl Scout Cookie Layered With Peanut Butter And A Chocolate Coating? No. Then Dont Make Him A Tagalong!

Uh, I Thought Dvds Werne't Allowed At My Sleepovers. They're Not. Then Why Am I Watching The Lady And The Tramp?

She Raced For Him, Propelled By The Strength Of A Thousand Regrets.

Don't Ever Tell Anyone Where You Bought Something. If You Get A Complement Say, "thank You. I Got It In Europe.

Never Slam A Car Door. According To The Westchester Elite, It's A Heinous Crime, As Heartless As Kicking A Puppy.