Trust Emmett To Find The Joke In

It’s Not Like Love At First Sight, Really. It’s More Like… Gravity Moves. When You See Her, Suddenly It’s Not The Earth Holding You Here Anymore. She Does. And Nothing Matters More Than Her. And You Would Do Anything For Her, Be Anything For Her… You Become Whatever She Needs You To Be, Whether That’s A Protector, Or A Lover, Or A Friend, Or A Brother.

Good Luck Tended To Avoid Me.

Next Time You Want To Hit Me Hit Me With A Baseball Bat Or A Crowbar!

What If I'm Not A Superhero. What If I'm The Bad Guy?

I'm Really Glad I Did Not Tattoo On My Body 'cause I Don't Want Them. So, Permanence Is A Very Scary Thing To Me, Along With Things That Don't Change At All.