Truly God Was Good, To Make Man

Oh, That Feels Good! I Don't Know Who Invented Ties And Then Insisted A Man Was Only Properly Dressed When He Wore One, But If I Ever Meet Him, I'll Strangle Him With His Own Invention

There's A Hell Of A Lot Of Horny People Out There Who Are Not Being Gratified In The Way They Should Be.

I Think Explicit Love Scenes Are A Turn Off Unless It's The Kind You Read With One Hand.

The Lovely Thing About Being Forty Is That You Can Appreciate Twenty-five-year-old Men More.

When We Press The Thorn To Our Chest We Know, We Understand, And Still We Do It.