True Remorse Is Never Just A Regret

For The Happiest Life, Days Should Be Rigorously Planned, Nights Left Open To Chance.

When First We Fall In Love, We Feel That We Know All There Is To Know About Life, And Perhaps We Are Right.

My Religious Position: I Think That God Could Do A Lot Better, And I'm Willing To Give Him The Chance.

I'm Glad I Don't Have To Explain To A Man From Mars Why Each Day I Set Fire To Dozens Of Little Pieces Of Paper, And Then Put Them In My Mouth.

Men Who Don't Like Girls With Brains Don't Like Girls.