True Patriotism Hates Injustice In Its Own

If You Lose The Power To Laugh, You Lose The Power To Think.

Any One Who Thinks Is An Agnostic About Something, Otherwise He Must Believe That He Is Possessed Of All Knowledge. And The Proper Place For Such A Person Is In The Madhouse Or The Home For The Feeble-minded.

Someday I Hope To Write A Book Where The Royalties Will Pay For The Copies I Give Away.

The Audience That Storms The Box-office Of The Theater To Gain Entrance To A Sensational Show Is Small And Sleepy Compared With The Throng That Crashes The Courthouse Door When Something Concerning Real Life And Death Is To Be Laid Bare To The Public.

I Do Not Consider It An Insult, But Rather A Compliment To Be Called An Agnostic. I Do Not Pretend To Know Where Many Ignorant Men Are Sure - That Is All That Agnosticism Means.