True Life Lies In Laughter, Love And

The Friend Is The Man Who Knows All About You, And Still Likes You.

Men Are Rich Only As They Give. He Who Gives Great Service Gets Great Rewards.

Happiness Is A Habit—cultivate It.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Is Too Cowardly To Fight And Too Fat To Run.

Truth, In Its Struggles For Recognition, Passes Through Four Distinct Stages. First, We Say It Is Damnable, Dangerous, Disorderly, And Will Surely Disrupt Society. Second, We Declare It Is Heretical, Infidelic And Contrary To The Bible. Third, We Say It Is Really A Matter Of No Importance Either One Way Or The Other. Fourth, We Aver That We Have Always Upheld It And Believed It.