True Life Lies In Laughter, Love And

Mystic: A Person Who Is Puzzled Before The Obvious, But Who Understands The Non-existent.

A College Degree Does Not Lessen The Length Of Your Ears; It Only Conceals It.

This Will Never Be A Civilized Country Until We Spend More Money For Books Than We Do For Chewing Gum.

A Committee Is A Thing Which Takes A Week To Do What One Good Man Can Do In An Hour.

Every Spirit Makes Its House, But As Afterwards The House Confines The Spirit, You Had Better Build Well.